' Well, this is what truly happened here... ' ' I was Tempted. I Transgressed.
I became 'Hang-dogged'. I Confessed. ' ---CLICK ARROW for MUSCLES' VIDEO confession---
' It had been a very long day of dental interviewing and bloggin'. I heard the "POP" of a vanilla yogurt-cup opening. I knew what that meant! Yum! Yum-m-m! I came runnin' as I usually do. My bowl held the beckoning treat. Normally I 'sit' and 'stay' next to it until I hear the word 'O-KAY! Honestly, my intentions were to be good. But this time there was a very lo-o-ng wait. Maybe I missed the word 'O-KAY'? Maybe it had been forgotten? Who knew? But I became more & MORE ANTSY as I sat there. I 'triple-dog-dared' myself not to wait. My nose sniffed the scent from the bowl, the BOWL, THE BOWL!!! I just couldn't wait another minute!!! NO! NO!--I COULDN'T WAIT ANOTHER SECOND!!! My mind couldn't contain itself! I forgot everything, I tell you!! I HAD TO stand up and taste it, taste IT, TASTE IT!!! Then it was too late. The damage had been done. It was too late for back-trackin'. I had to 'think fast on my paws'. I licked my chops side-to-side over-&-over side-to-side. I just couldn't leave any evidence of my big faux-'paw' behind! I sat back down so nobody would be the wiser. I sat very still. I thought if I didn't look at the bowl, nobody else would see it either. I quietly did "my lock & stare". I sat very innocently still. Silence. With a little luck, I had pulled this crime off and all might blow over. I kept holding out hope. But then my mugshots were taken--and my heart and ears sank. 'Dawg-gone-it' if I couldn't figure out how I was found out! I was busted, I was BUSTED, I WAS BUSTED, I TELL YOU!!! ' 'WOOFSY'-DAISY!!!
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