Bloggin' along with 'MUSCLES'
c/o Carol Lee Skerpan DMD
a dental & doggy blog
' Well, this is what truly happened here... '
' I was Tempted. I Transgressed.
I became 'Hang-dogged'. I Confessed. '
---CLICK ARROW for MUSCLES' VIDEO confession---
' It had been a very long day of dental interviewing and bloggin'.
I heard the "POP" of a vanilla yogurt-cup opening.
I knew what that meant! Yum! Yum-m-m!
I came runnin' as I usually do. My bowl held the beckoning treat.
Normally I 'sit' and 'stay' next to it until I hear the word 'O-KAY!
Honestly, my intentions were to be good.
But this time there was a very lo-o-ng wait.
Maybe I missed the word 'O-KAY'?
Maybe it had been forgotten?
But I became more & MORE ANTSY as I sat there.
I 'triple-dog-dared' myself not to wait.
My nose sniffed the scent from the bowl, the BOWL, THE BOWL!!!
I just couldn't wait another minute!!!
NO! NO!--I COULDN'T WAIT ANOTHER SECOND!!!
My mind couldn't contain itself!
I forgot everything, I tell you!!
I HAD TO stand up and taste it, taste IT, TASTE IT!!!
Then it was too late. The damage had been done.
It was too late for back-trackin'.
I had to 'think fast on my paws'.
I licked my chops side-to-side over-&-over side-to-side.
I just couldn't leave any evidence of my big faux-'paw' behind!
I sat back down so nobody would be the wiser. I sat very still.
I thought if I didn't look at the bowl, nobody else would see it either.
I quietly did "my lock & stare". I sat very innocently still. Silence.
With a little luck, I had pulled this crime off and all might blow over.
I kept holding out hope.
But then my mugshots were taken--and my heart and ears sank.
'Dawg-gone-it' if I couldn't figure out how I was found out!
I was busted, I was BUSTED, I WAS BUSTED, I TELL YOU!!! '